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Yes, we're insanely obsessed. Your point? You love us anyway. Because we're amazing. Or something
like that. We like to think so, anyway.
Have you noticed the wealth of horrible fanfics, written, mainly, by hormonal teenage girls obsessed
with Legolas or Aragorn? We have, and we've decided to do something about it. Welcome to the home of two LotR MTSers. All
fellow Ringers are welcome, but Mary Sues, Marty Sams, and their authors should probably leave now, because you will
be offended. But please, enjoy your stay...as much as you can, considering the circumstances...
We should probably introduce ourselves, shouldn't we?
I'm Melkie. I run the site. I know I'm young. So what? I know a scary amount of useless Tolkien
knowledge, and I have a pretty thorough understanding of grammar. Unless I'm writing. Because then all grammar knowledge goes
out the window. Ask ix. She's my editor. I think I scare her sometimes. The fact that best friends always seem to die horrible
deaths in everything I write doesn't make her any more comfortable. It's really funny. But...yeah. Once again, I've lost my
train of thought. I seem to do that quite often. So anytime you see the pronoun I on this site, it's me. Ix never updates
this silly thing. Well, now she does, apparently, and anything she says is in italics.
Guess what! I'm ix, and I'm updating! Take that Melkie. And, no your penchant for killing off
friends is not funny, it is disturbing...and has nothing to do with the site.
So, since I'm here, I'll give you all the promised mini-bio. I'm a Tolkienite, this much is true,
but I'll usually have more tolerance for strange stories than Melkie. However, as the indomitable Miss Cam said, "Thou shalt
not lie. Cannon is cannon." I'm now officially an impoverished college student, so I'll have more time than
usual to write. And now that I know (kind of) how to work this damn thing, I'll actually be updating. And there was much rejoicing...
if only I could find the spell check.
The links of the left should take you to the MSTs themselves, but this site has been messing around
with my head and everything is likely to blow up in your face. Don't sue for damages, you won't get anything. Sorry.
Bear with me as I figure out what exactly I'm trying to do with this site. It's still in it's early
stages, and as such could very well be plagued with bugs and other...nasties.
And guess what? We're back! It's been a while, hasn't it? I bet you thought that we had abandoned
this, didn't you? Well, I haven't, at least. We're not sure about ix.
I most certainly have not! I've been busy writing... yes. writing. We'll go with that...
Hopefully updates will be more frequent now, but you can never tell. We're busy people, you know.
Places to blow up, people to torture, civilazations to destroy. That kind of thing..
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